Cookers are the norm for MAGA; RFK Jr alone is testament to their love of edgelordery. Jealous hatred of anyone with even half a clue as to what they’re talking about is respectable Americanism, commies don’t know. Having an education makes you woke after all. Apparently.
Nonetheless, everything is a competition to an edgelord, right?
CNN previously reported that Phillips described multiple incidents in which he said he had been physically teleported, including one in which he said he suddenly found himself at a Waffle House roughly 50 miles from where he had been moments earlier.
He later defended those remarks publicly, saying they reflected genuine spiritual experiences and citing biblical examples of supernatural transportation writing in one comment, “haters gonna hate.”
Or just laugh at how lost up your own arse you are.
Interesting though, and according to FEMA officials, ‘Phillips stood out because he was willing to resist moves that would potentially hobble the agency’s work.’ It’s almost as though this was the real problem, that the Teleportation King was actually just insufficiently servile. Not that he was alleging teleportation experiences and referring to the Bible as supporting evidence for the existence of teleportation.
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that fascism is this stupid, I can’t decide.
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