Month: December 2017

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New EP: Faustian Bargain Hunt

Ben December 7, 2017

Have just finished a new EP, ‘Faustian Bargain Hunt.’ It features ‘Fuck the TSA (If You’re Molesting...

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Ben Debney @landcucumber.bsky.social 4 minutes

Dear God I've been real good to my sister and she even says and I'm like hey I'm a good cunt even though I'm also the psycho/weakling ninja that makes the society of others so good for eggshells to walk on.

Who doesn't love eggshells. I suspect even you do tbh. Can I have a bicycle anyway pls 🙏
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Ben Debney @landcucumber.bsky.social 44 minutes

AND SCOOOOOORES YASSSSSS

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If you get locked out of your own head after getting your bell rung thrice too often, you end up with developmental delays. Oh I'm a helpless idiot, thanks I hadn't noticed. Oh that's your idea of help because I chose this lol.

YES PLEASE CHOOSE ME FOR HELPLESS IDIOT, OOOO OOO ME ME ME
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Ben Debney @landcucumber.bsky.social 46 minutes

If you get locked out of your own head after getting your bell rung thrice too often, you end up with developmental delays. Oh I'm a helpless idiot, thanks I hadn't noticed. Oh that's your idea of help because I chose this lol.

YES PLEASE CHOOSE ME FOR HELPLESS IDIOT, OOOO OOO ME ME ME
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Ben Debney @landcucumber.bsky.social 55 minutes

Urgh *eyes water* never have feels that get in the way of the alibis of fake friends
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Ben Debney @landcucumber.bsky.social 22 hours

Who needs depth of character when you can have external approval. Too many people smoke crack these days