Horrific scenes at the local Adulting™ Club last night when attendees ran out of freakshows and reject to backstab, and started attacking each other instead.
‘Maybe it’s our alienation from the rat race and hiding from ourselves inside cliques filled with people who are as alienated, unfulfilled, codependent, approval-thirsty, full of self-loathing and full of ourselves as we are that’s really the problem,’ said one Adult™ later, while nursing a blood nose.
Ballarat is hell.
